COMMENTARY: Using
Unnamed Sources
Most issues of CLN include a comment, email, or article by
"Name Withheld" or I quote an unnamed source. Why? Simple.
Most businesses worry that they will offend their customers, so they
won't express their true feelings. Because of that, communication
becomes warped.
I have seen countless cases where vendors will tell chains what
they want to hear, then vent to me about how they really feel. The
result is chains operating in an unreal environment. When I can, I
try to act as a go-between in person or in CLN.
A subscriber once called CLN "the village green of the
industry, where everyone can safely come together and discuss
industry issues." That's exactly what I want.
So when will I publish something by "Name Withheld"? If
it's someone I trust to speak honestly, who has something
interesting to say and/or raises a serious issue for the industry.
Sometimes I don't agree with the source, but that's fine. I certainly
don't have all of the answers. (If I did, I'd probably be laying on
a beach somewhere instead of writing this issue.)
Much of the time issues can be resolved, or partially resolved,
if the parties involved know what the other side really thinks. For
example, in a recent issue I told the story of Michaels
instituting a new policy shortly after Michael Rouleau became CEO. I
don't even remember what the policy was, and it wasn't a
particularly big issue for Michaels, but it would have been a great
hardship for small vendors – as many of them told me. I suggested
they talk to Michaels, but they were afraid of offending a major
customer.
So I called Michael Rouleau, explained the situation without
naming names, and suggested he meet with some vendors at an upcoming
trade show to hear their stories first hand. Then I encouraged
vendors to attend and really talk. Rouleau did, the vendors did, and
the policy was changed. Lesson: If we communicate honestly, some of
these crises will recede.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Business-Wise. "How can we possibly tell our
customers that they can make it for less when it is cheaper to buy
clothes than cloth?" asks JudiKins' CEO Rob Bostick.
More food for thought on pricing and promoting the concept of making
unique items.
Category
Reports. A cross-stitch publisher has blunt,
harsh words for retailers.
Industry
Research. The new Sewing in America survey,
sponsored by Sew News and International Textiles Expo is
now available.
Store Layout/Design
Tips. Improving your store's
"power zones," appealing to the consumers five senses, and
how to collect data on your store's traffic.
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GEORGE W. BUSH AND CONGRESS
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CLN
POLL: HISPANICS
CLN goofed. Most subscribers read CLN the day it's
online. When we asked questions about the May 1 boycott by
immigration protesters, it was May 1, so most people couldn't vote
because the day wasn't over and they didn't know if sales were lower
than on a usual Monday in May. However, they could answer the
question, do they employ any Hispanics: 76.5% said yes.
MICHAELS PREPARES FOR THE SALE
As the company prepares for – and makes – presentations to
potential buyers, the board of directors is taking care of
themselves and their top execs, the Ft. Worth Star Telegram reported.
According to a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission,
six of the top execs were promised two years of employment with pay
and benefits and accelerated vesting for all stock-based
compensation, if the company is sold. There are also additional
benefits if the execs are terminated by the new owner.
Bonuses are affected, too. The execs are guaranteed a bonus for
2006 and they are eligible for an additional bonus based on
performance. Plus, if the sale occurs by the end of 2007, execs
receive another $125,000.
The board's action caused some industry veterans to surmise that
a sale is imminent, but additional benefits to execs while a company
is being sold are not that unusual; the Toys R Us board
created a similar program. The board does not want Michaels' leaders
to bolt during the selling process, which could decrease the
company's appeal to potential buyers.
Meanwhile, the board is taking care of itself, too, according to
the Star Telegram. Each outside board member was paid a
$48,000 retainer for general board duties, plus $1,500 per meeting,
according to Michaels' fiscal 2004 proxy. (The 2005 report hasn't
been filed yet.)
In addition, the board appointed the four outside directors as a
committee to evaluate the buyout offers. Cece Smith receives $40,000
for chairing the committee, while Richard Hanlon, Richard Marcus,
and Liz Minyard each receive $25,000. The four also receive $3,000
for each committee meeting.
Jeffrey Sonnenfeld, Sr. Associate Dean of the Yale School of
Management, told the Star Telegram, "It's part of their
duty as directors to consider strategic alternatives. The extra pay,
as if this is combat duty, for the directors is outrageous."
There's another committee, too, comprised of Marcus, Minyard, and
Smith. This one is to examine the potential liability of the company
and Board Chair Charles Wyly and his brother Sam, the Vice-Chair. As
CLN reported earlier, they are being investigated by the SEC
for stock transactions involving offshore family trusts. Marcus
receives another $15,000 for chairing the committee, and all three
are paid $1,500 for each meeting attended.
Apparently we won't have to pass the hat for retired CEO Michael
Rouleau, either. Dow Jones News reported that Rouleau realized $10.6
million from the exercise of stock options to acquire 375,000 shares
when he retired on March 15. That's on top of his $802,119 salary
and his bonus of $427,350. According to another filing with the
Securities and Exchange Commission, Rouleau will receive his current
base salary of $840,000 through Jan. 31, 2008.
And he gets to keep the company-paid car.
TWO PEAS IS SOLD
Two Peas in a Bucket has been sold to Kaboose, Inc. for
$600,000 and additional considerations to be paid on an
"earn-out" basis. The site, particularly the message
boards, are read by industry personnel to learn insights into the
minds of hard-core scrappers.
The Two Peas founders, Kristina and Jeffrey White, will remain.
"The online store will be re-energized with new drive and focus
with new inventory, new kits, new ideas, new promotions, and a new
organization," Kristina said. "The community areas and
resources at Two Peas will grow exponentially in the next year.
Included in this are online classes and other exciting media
presentations."
Kaboose (www.kaboose.com),
an online media company focused on kids and families, also announced
the acquisition of Baby Zone, an Internet site for parents and
expectant mothers. Kaboose trades on the Toronto Stock Exchange
under the symbol KAB.
For the quarter ended Mar. 31, revenue increased 194% to $2.34
million, but there was a net loss of $0.90 million compared to a
loss of $0.64 million in the same period of 2005.
MICHAELS CHANGES BOOK
DISTRIBUTORS
Michaels has given its book/magazine distribution business to a
division of Home Design Alternatives (HDA, Inc.), a St. Louis
based company that distributes media to various retailers in other
industries. CLN is in the process of pursuing the details and
will send out an email later today. To learn more about HDA, visit www.hdainc.com/profile.htm.
SOMETIMES ACQUISITIONS DON'T
WORK SO WELL
Last year a toy company, Mega Bloks purchased craft manufacturer Rose
Art for $315 million. A glowing press release detailed how happy
both parties were with the deal, which included Rose Art
president/owner Larry Rosen staying on as CEO/President of the Rose
Art division and Exec VP/Chief Marketing Officer of Mega Bloks.
Well, the party is over.
Recently Larry Rosen filed suit against Mega Bloks claiming he
and his brothers weren't getting paid according to the terms of the
agreement. Mega Bloks responded by booting Rosen out the door.
"The company and the Rosens have different interpretations
of the items that can be inputted into the contingent purchase price
formula and of the claims that may be recoverable by the
company," Mega Bloks CEO Marc Bertrand said in a statement.
"We were hopeful that we could work out our differences without
resorting to the courts, but considering they chose to sue, we
expect to file counterclaims and the dispute will be litigated
vigorously."
Vic Bertrand, Mega Bloks's COO and the Marc Bertrand's brother,
will become President of Rose Art.
Part of the problem, according to the Toronto Globe and Mail,
is Mega Bloks doesn't know what the final fallout will be from
lawsuits about Rose Art's Magnetix line of magnetic toys.
Since last fall there have been more than 30 instances and one death
in which children have swallowed loose magnets. The sale included an
additional payment up to $50 million if Rose Art profits exceeded
certain targets.
ARE CONSUMER ATTITUDES
CHANGING?
A new study by AlixPartners, a corporate turnaround and financial
advisory firm, indicates the consumers' attitudes toward the five
basics of retail – price, product, service, access and overall
shopping experience – are changing. Some key findings:
"Honest" pricing that is well marked is more important
than the lowest price. "What [consumers] crave: consistency,
honesty, and fair value – even if, in many cases, that means
paying a little more."
"Good is good enough." Consumers will settle for
adequate proucts rather than insist on the very best products.
A store's most important quality, according to consumers:
courteous employees.
To read the entire study, visit www.alixpartners.com/EN/tabid/316/Default.aspx.
APRIL SALES.... UH OH
Most retailers saw a strong jump in April sales compared to a
year ago, thanks in part to a late Easter. That increase helped many
stores – but not ours. The Int. Council of Shopping Centers (ICSC)
reported sales rose 6.6%, and 63+% of retailers reported sales
that were above the average forecasts by analysts surveyed by
Thomson First Call.
"Most of the bulge in April comes from Easter shift. If you
average March and April, the growth pace is 4.3%, and that's still
strong," ICSC chief economist Michael Niemira told Dow Jones
News. Consumers bought Easter candy, clothing, and accessories as
expected, but not as many craft products as the industry hoped.
It was good news and bad news for Jo-Ann's. The bad news
is same-store sales fell 5.4% in April. The good news is analysts
surveyed by Thomson First Call expected the decline to be worse –
7.0%. Total sales fell 1.1% to $130.1 million, while sales for the
first quarter increased 0.9% to $424.4 million.
Michaels and A.C. Moore do not report monthly
sales, but judging from their first-quarter reports (Michaels
same-store sales were down 3% and A.C. Moore's dropped 1.8%), April
wasn't great for them either.
Hancock's same-store sales fell 3.0% in April, while
overall sales slipped 3.8%. For the first quarter, same-store sales
declined 4.5%, including a 2.4% benefit from stores that are being
liquidated. Total sales were $93.6 million, down 4.3%.
Wal-Mart's U.S. stores showed a 7.3% jump in same-store
April sales, while Sam's Clubs' increase was 3.8%. "...
we were pleased with strong seasonal sales for Easter," said
Exec VP/CFO Tom Schoewe. "Rising fuel costs were overshadowed
by the customers' response to merchandise in apparel for the entire
family and consumables. April was a strong month for toys, from
traditional items like dolls, balls, and outdoor toys to
electronics. We have seen customers buying more toys, video games,
music and movies, in addition to candy, to fill Easter
baskets."
Duckwall-ALCO's same-store sales rose a whopping 16.3%,
but the company cited only apparel as a strong seller. The company
also agreed to sell and lease back 11 ALCO retail locations to
Realty Income for approximately $11.2 million. The proceeds will be
used to repay a significant portion of the company's long-term debt.
Others: Target, +10.4% ... Walgreen, +8.4% ... CVS, +9.7%
... Nordstrom, +7.3% ... Costco, +7.0% ... Fred's, +6.3% ... J.C.
Penney, +2.6% ... Federated Department Stores, -0.8% ... Pier 1,
-11.5%.
MICHAELS FIRST QUARTER: SAME-STORE SALES DECLINE
Michaels announced its first quarter sales rose 1.4% to $832.5
million, but same-store sales fell 3.0%, thanks to a 1.6% increase
in average ticket, a 5.0% decrease in transactions, and a 0.4%
increase in custom frame deliveries. A favorable Canadian currency
translation added approximately 0.4% to the average ticket increase
for the quarter.
Execs said same-store yarn sales were down 38% from a year ago,
and there was an increase in "business disruption" – 15
merchandise categories were reset during the first quarter, compared
to none a year ago.
The strongest regions were the Southeast, Southwest, and Pacific
zones and the strongest departments were General Crafts (primarily
due to jewelry and beads), Custom Floral, Apparel Crafts, and Kids
Crafts.
Execs continue to expect first-quarter diluted earnings/share to
be $0.38-$0.40, despite the less-than-anticipated sales, because of
higher margins.
MICHAELS SUITORS LINE UP
More than a dozen private equity firms are considering making an
offer to buy Michaels, or are forming teams to make a bid, Reuters
reported. First-round bids are due in early June.
The Blackstone Group, Texas Pacific Group, and Kohlberg Kravis
Roberts are among the private equity firms pursuing Michaels,
Reuters reported, citing unnamed sources; others include the Carlyle
Group, Apollo Management, and Thomas H. Lee Partners.
Kohlberg Kravis Roberts (KKR) is the primary investor in Primedia,
which has its 11 industry-related magazines (Creating Keepsakes,
Craftrends, etc.) up for sale.
As CLN reported previously, Michaels hired investment bank
J.P. Morgan in March to explore its options, including a possible
sale of the company. Reuters reported that J.P. Morgan is expected
to offer bidders a "staple financing" package of seven or
more times EBITDA, Staple financing is a prearranged package meaning
that, in addition to representing a seller in an auction, the bank
offers to provide the financing to the buyer.
EBITDA (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and
amortization) essentially means cash flow, which appeals to
investors because they use it to pay down their debt. Michaels
estimated cash flow this year is $540 million. Buyers may be willing
to pay $5+ billion for the company, Reuters reported.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. Hmm. So the top execs at Michaels are guaranteed
a bonus this year. And another bonus based on performance. Silly me,
I thought a bonus was supposed to be based on performance. I
guess that's reserved for the bonus bonus.
2. Apparently our industry isn't the only one doing a
lousy job of marketing to Hispanics. According to research from
Unilever, Hispanic shoppers are less satisfied than the general
population when it comes to supermarkets, drugstores, and most other
retail outlets. If we ignore this growing marketplace, we're just
burying our heads in the sand.
3. The owner of a yarn shop called recently asking why,
after 15 years of increasing sales, his store is now seeing a
decline from last year. I cited three reasons: A) We may have
witnessed a fad. Some college students may have knitted a scarf and
then felt, "Been there, done that." B) The trend
inspired more stores to open or add yarn, so the pie is being
divided into more pieces. C) Anticipating the trend would
continue to grow, the industry made and stocked too much yarn. Now
price cutting and dumping ultimately lessens the allure of his
higher-end yarn.
Did I miss anything? Am I wrong? Email your thoughts to me at mike@clnonline.com.
And if you have any suggestions about what the industry should DO
about it, include those, too.
4. When I read that Leisure Arts had published a
book on knitting prayer shawls, I wondered how big an audience there
was for the concept. Author/TV host/spokesperson Kathy Peterson
wrote, "Our church has started a prayer shawl knitting group in
which I participate when I get a chance. It's an awesome group and a
meaningful purpose indeed, helping those who need prayer and support
from our church. If you are not aware of this group I believe it is
national and once a shawl is knitted, the local group says a prayer
for the shawl, then someone takes the shawl to someone in need and
reads a prayer as they wear the shawl. It's just simply a wonderful
spiritual experience." To see examples, visit http://cache.lionbrand.com/lola/20060501.html.
INDUSTRY SHOW NEWS
CHA. Among the events at the CHA Summer Show are two
general sessions: "Grow Your Business through Effective
Communication" on transforming challenging situations into
learning opportunities and improving customer-relations skills, and
"How Women Buy, and How To Guide Their Paths to Your
Door." And don't forget the Industry Forum on Sunday morning,
where attendees will have a free buffet breakfast and join in a
roundtable discussion on a topic of their choice: How to finance the
growth of your business ... Recognizing and capitalizing on trends
... Strategies to differentiate and grow your business ...
Understanding and inspiring your customers ... How to best manage
the ups and downs of the market cycle ... How the industry can help
independents survive and prosper. Tickets are required for these
events. To reserve tickets for these and other education programs,
or to register for show badges, visit www.chashow.org.
TNNA. Online registration for the Indianapolis show ends
May 24 and the room block information for the Jan. 13-15 show in San
Diego is now available. Visit www.tnna.org.
PAINTING. Approximately 4,000 are expected to attend the Society
of Decorative Painters' Conference/Expo in Nashville June 5-10.
To date, there are 1,512 registered for the Conference and 256
booths for the Expo. For more info or to register, visit www.decorativepainters.org/conference/index2.asp
... The Board of Trustees of The Decorative Arts Collection will
host a reception for Friends of the DAC during the
Conference; the invitation-only event is to thank sponsors who
understand the need to collect and preserve outstanding historic and
contemporary works of decorative painting for future generations. To
become a Friend or sponsor, contact Andy Jones at andyjones@decorativeartscollection.org.
YARN. To register for the Knit & Crochet Show,
which included the CGOA Chain Link Conference and the TKGA
Conference, July 12-16 in King of Prussia, PA, visit www.KnitandCrochetShow.com.
BEADS. Online registration for the Bead & Art Glass
Fest, Nov. 10-12, in Orlando, is available. The show includes
two hours of trade-only time on Nov. 10. Visit www.beadandartglassfest.com.
MEDIA NEWS
PROMOS. The CHA-sponsored National Craft Month (March)
media campaign included a satellite media tour featuring
spokesperson Terri Oulette that resulted in 173 airings, including
those in every major U.S. market. She also conducted media tours in
New York, Cleveland, Salt Lake City, and Dallas. During her tour she
appeared live to an audience of almost 4 million viewers on tv
morning shows, plus radio and newspaper interviews. CHA also booked
demonstrators from craft stores and manufacturers and CHA designer
members to appear on local tv programs that aired to an audience of
2+ million. Other highlights: articles in national print media, a
public service radio announcement, and inclusion on many Internet
websites.
CONSUMERS. In a recent newsletter, Making Memories listed
primary reasons why readers scrap: 1. It's my creative outlet
... 2. Share my story with future generations ... 3.
Celebrate and remember special moments ... 4. Birth of a
child ... 5. Inspired by something in a magazine, in school,
or on tv ... 6. A friend introduced me to it ... 7.
Engagement or marriage ... 8. Wanted to organize my pictures
... 9. Love photography ... 10. Give albums and cards
as gifts.
RESEARCH. The first Sewing in America study,
sponsored by Sew News and Int. Textile Expo, reveals
sewing is a $6+ billion category, but the average age of a sewer
remains in the early 50's. For more info, read the May issue of Craftrends.
For ordering the complete study ($150), email mike.irish@primedia.com.
CONGLOMERATE. Primedia reported it earned $7.4 million
($0.03/share) in the first quarter, down from $365.5 million ($1.39)
a year ago. There was no mention of its craft division magazines,
which are up for sale.
SCRAPBOOKING, I. The 5/8/06 edition of DSN Retailing
Today includes a profile of Meijer, the Midwest chain of
170+ superstores (grocery/general merchandise). "Although it
long has had crafts, Meijer has reconfigured the operation, bringing
product together and updating the assortment to meet changing
demand. The category that has been generating the greatest new
demand in crafts is scrapbooking. So, in its Rockford, MI prototype
store, Meijer put together a designed craft department with a big
selection of scrapbooking items amidst year-in-and-year-out staples
for those interested in sewing, knitting, and other consistent
favorites."
SCRAPBOOKING, II. The June issue of Good Housekeeping includes
"Tech Products for Digital Photos" and highlights the Xyron
Design Runner.
INTERNET. Congrats to Inside Scrapbooking, the
online site filled with articles, news, product info, and commentary
by founder Nancy Nally. The site has passed the 50,000 page-view
milestone. Visit http://insidescrapbooking.typepad.com;
email insidescrapbooking@gmail.com.
BOOKS. The number of new books published in 2005 declined
by 9% according to Bowker, the publisher of Books in Print and
the provider of ISBN's for U.S. publishers. Categories in decline
were adult fiction, kids' books, history, biography, technology, and
religion. The number of sports, recreation, and medical/health
titles increased.
MAGAZINES. CLN has learned that Memory Makers has
absorbed the circulation list of the now defunct PaperKuts.
Subscribers to PaperKuts will now have the remainder of their
subscriptions fulfilled by Memory Makers.
$$$. The Ft. Wayne Journal Gazette published an
article on a couple saving money by making their own wedding
invitations and buying silk flower arrangements from Hobby Lobby –
an excellent example publicizing how our industry's products can
help consumers save money.
TV. Martha Stewart is already plugging EK Success products
on her tv show, well in advance of the introduction of her line of
scrapbook products manufactured by EK.
YARN. A recent edition of the fashion bible, Women's
Wear Daily, featured a front page feature, "Knit
Decision," that highlighted knitted hats, gloves, and purses
for fall.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
PEOPLE. Debra Paull has been transferred and is no longer
the craft/fabric DMM for Wal-Mart. A seasonal/soft home
division has been established, led by Sr. VP/GMM Lucy Cindric. The
division includes crafts, fabrics, seasonal, and others. Cindric had
been in women's apparel. Wal-Mart also named Paul Beahm SR. VP/GMM
for the "hard home" division which includes stationery ...
Industry veteran and former Michaels VP Brenda Lugannani has
taken a VP position with the Family Christian Stores chain
which has 320+ stores in 39 states and 5,000+ employees.
RESEARCH. At a conference sponsored by Ad Age magazine,
Wal-Mart VP/Chief Marketing Officer John Fleming said the
company had three types of customers: Loyalists visit Wal-Marts
57 times/year, spend 77% of their grocery dollars there, and visit
more than five product categories. Selective customers visit
26 times/year, spend 28% of their grocery dollars, and shop two-four
categories. Skeptics shop five times/year and spend less than
10% of their grocery money, and shop departments for only their most
pressing needs.
FOREIGN RETAIL. U.S. chains such as Wal-Mart are
opening retail stores around the world – except in India. India's
12 million shopkeepers, who account for 97% of the country's $258
billion in annual retail sales, have such political clout, says Forbes,
that the government makes it very difficult and expensive for
investment from foreign retailers.
YARN. The direct sale company Purple Tree has
teamed with Lion Brand to form the Lion Brand Knitting
Club. More than 1,000 have registered for the Knitting
Instructor program. To learn more, visit www.lionknittingclub.com.
MARKETING. More and more small businesses are turning to
the Internet and away from traditional media to advertise their
business, reports the Wall Street Journal. That's occurring
because consumers are changing the way they search for information
about local businesses. The newspaper cited a study by the market
research firm Kelsey Group which reveals that, while print Yellow
Pages is still the first choice for 61% of consumers, search engines
are now used by 12.5%, and online yellow pages by 7%. The result:
more small businesses are advertising on Yahoo and Google, and using
the free online classified ad site, Craigslist, www.craigslist.org.
"The Internet has really leveled the playing field for the
little guys,"Jason Hacker, owner of Tech Plummer, a
computer-repair company in McLean, VA told the Journal.
ROLODEX. As of May 18, the new address for the Sierra
Pacific Crafts office is 25589 SW Canyon Creek Rd., Ste. 400,
Wilsonville, OR 97070. Call 503-685-6161; fax 503-685-6160; email info@sierrapacificcrafts.org;
visit www.sierrapacificcrafts.org.
CONDOLENCES. To the family and friends of Richard Gold,
the founder of Aldik in 1951, who passed away at the age of
86. In lieu of memorials, send donations to the Urology Dept. at
UCLA. Make checks payable to U. of California Regents and mail them
to Jenny Shepard, UCLA Dept of Urology, P.O.Box 951738, Los Angeles,
CA., 90095-1738.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB OPENINGS
To see the latest job listings from the only personnel
recruitment firm specializing in our industry, click on Jobs in the
left-hand column or click HERE.
THE CLN RETAIL INDEX
A. C. Moore (ACMR). Last*: 17.41 ... Change**: -1.24
Hancock Fabrics (HKF). Last*: 3.23 ... Change**: -0.28
Jo-Ann Stores (JAS). Last*: 14.95 ... Change**: +2.69
Michaels (MIK). Last*: 38.40 ... Change**: +0.57
Wal-Mart (WMT). Last*: 46.54 ... Change**: +1.51
CLN Retail Index. Last*: 120.53 ... Change**: +2.8%
Dow Jones Index. Last*: 11,380.99 ... Change**: +1.2%
*May 12 ** from Apr. 28 Prices are exclusive of dividends
TO BE 6 AGAIN
A man looked at his wife turning back and forth, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking
in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day!
He put her on the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster – every ride in the park. Five hours.
They staggered out of the theme park and he took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, soda, and her
favorite candy. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again?" Her
eyes opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
dress size, you dope!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going
to get it wrong.
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