COMMENTARY: The News
from Jo-Ann's
The grim quarterly report from Jo-Ann's had a plus and a
minus: I was glad to see management take responsibility and not
blame the lackluster numbers on the weather. And Jo-Ann's execs
could have said that the numbers were yet another example of the
industry hitting a bump in the road, but they didn't.
On the other hand, the timing of the report was tough – after
management sent a letter dated Nov. 4 to vendors requesting
"support" for stocking its new, 700,000 sq. ft. warehouse
in Opelika, AL. Jo-Ann's is paying $45 million to build the
facility. The letter said, in part, "a 20% debit will be taken
on opening purchase orders for the Opelika distribution center
through April 30 of next year to mitigate a portion of the cost of
the base inventory."
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Business-Wise. Too many trade shows and the value of trade
association membership – the discussion continues, with answers
and comments from the original complaining manufacturer and Steve
Berger, CEO of the Craft & Hobby Assn.
Memory, Paper &
Stamps. Some complain that others have
over emphasized techniques and forgotten that simple storytelling is
the key, but this reader disagrees. She says techniques enhance
memory by appealing to more senses: "Words are not
enough."
Designing
Perspectives. The CHA Winter Show has a host of
activities designed specifically for designers and companies looking
for designers. There's the Inspiration and Design Faire on
the show floor, and a number of seminars, too. Read the details
here.
New Trade Show
Exhibitors. Check the websites of the
companies exhibiting at the upcoming CHA Winter Show for the first
time. There are additions since we published the list earlier this
month, including the British vendors exhibiting in the new U.K.
Pavilion.
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TAKE THE CLN POLL: THE
EFFECT OF GAS PRICES
For the past few months, independent and chain retailers have blamed
high gas prices for lackluster sales. But lately oil prices have
moderated, and most consumers have not yet been hit with the
expected higher heating bills. So retail sales should have improved
lately, right? Even factoring in Christmas? If they have, then
apparently gas prices were a serious problem (and high heating bills
will be in the near future). If sales have not picked up, then the
problem of lackluster sales may lie elsewhere. Retailers and
vendors: vote in CLN's poll so we can all learn the answer.
To vote, click on Industry Polls in the right-hand column or click HERE.
CLN
POLL: RATING SALES
REPS
Vendors' sales representatives scored very well among CLN
readers. Almost half of the manufacturers, 48.1%, rated their reps
as "Excellent" or "Very Good." Only 18.5% rated
them as "Poor" or "Very Poor." More than a
quarter of the vendors, 25.9%, rated them as "Good" and
7.4% do not use reps.
Retailers' ratings were not as positive: 42.8% said
"Excellent" or "Very Good"; 38.1% said
"Poor" or "Very Poor"; 14.3% said
"Good"; and 4.8% do not have reps call on them.
CHA REGISTRATION KIT IS ONLINE
The buyer registration kit for the CHA show is now online. Forms
can be printed, then completed and faxed. Hard-copy registration
forms will be mailed the first week in December. Visit www.chashow.org/pdfs/06_BuyerRegKit.pdf.
Don't wait! Hotels and events often sell out quickly. For general
show info, visit www.chashow.org.
JO-ANN'S: SALES UP, BUT AT A
LOSS
For the third quarter ended Oct. 29 there was a net loss of $4.1
million ($0.18/diluted share), compared with net income of $6.9
million ($0.30) a year ago. Net sales increased 5.8% to $474.2
million and same-store sales rose 0.7%.
Operating loss for the third quarter was $1.7 million, or 0.4% of
net sales, versus an operating profit of $14.7 million, or 3.3% of
net sales, a year ago. Gross margins for the quarter decreased to
45.6% of net sales from 47.8% in the third quarter last year, due to
higher promotional activity and markdowns.
Rich Duprey of The Motley Fool, writing for MSNBC.com,
described the problem this way: "With fewer customers in its
stores, Jo-Ann inventories bloated, forcing the company to slash
prices and offer coupons and other promotions to move product. It
didn't seem to work. As a result, the company has around $35 million
in excess inventory that it probably won't be rid of until next
year. It was particularly telling that management noted they had to
discount Halloween items 70% some 10 days before the holiday. That
may have worked a little, since comps for October leapt 3.4%. They
fell off again in the first two weeks of November, and management is
concerned for the rest of the year." (To read his article,
visit http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10051554.
Chair/CEO Alan Rosskamm said, "While our results stem in
part from general industry softness, particularly in soft lines and
home-related categories, it is clear that decisions we made have
compounded the problem. We went into the year with what proved to be
an aggressive sales plan, and made inventory commitments in an
attempt to energize our sales in the second-half of the year.
Unfortunately, we did not anticipate the extent of the slowing
demand and customer traffic, which has dramatically declined in the
third quarter. We now face the challenge of liquidating excess
inventory in a very difficult retail environment. The result has
been and likely will continue to be deteriorating gross margins, as
we are forced to take markdowns to sell through inventories."
For the first three quarters, net sales were $1.28 billion versus
$1.22 billion a year ago and same-store sales increased 0.3%.
Operating profit for the nine-month period was $1.4 million, versus
an operating profit of $33.1 million a year ago.
In addition to inventory liquidation, Rosskamm said plans are in
the works to modify the product mix and reallocate store space from
less productive seasonal categories to better performing
craft-related categories. Rosskam is also looking to increase
margins and cut costs, but added, "... it is unlikely that we
will be in a position to deliver earnings improvement until at least
the second half of next year."
The company estimates fourth-quarter same-store sales could range
from a decline of 3% to an increase of 1%. (The fourth quarter last
year had a same-store sales increase of 4.3%.) Management expects
margins to decrease due to inventory sell through, and as CLN
reported previously, the company will not be providing an earnings
guidance for the fourth quarter.
Year-to-date, Jo-Ann's opened 40 superstores and four traditional
stores, and closed 50 traditional stores. For the balance of the
fiscal year, management has no plans to open new stores and expects
to close four traditional stores.
HANCOCK POSTS LOSS, SUSPENDS
DIVIDEND
Hancock reported a net loss of $2.5 million ($0.14/diluted share)
for the third quarter ended Oct. 29, compared with net earnings of
$1.0 million ($0.05) a year ago. The company also suspended
indefinitely its quarterly dividend, and recorded a loss of
approximately $230,000 for insurance deductibles related to Katrina
and Rita..
Sales decreased 5.5% to $103.9 million and same-store sales fell
6.3%. CEO Jane Aggers said the home dec and fleece fabrics category
"provided the most negative results," but the gross margin
rate remained flat, before the effect of the LIFO
(Last-in-First-out) accounting procedure, despite increased
promotions.
Aggers said the company had implemented three major initiatives
involving merchandising, marketing, and store presentation, with
mixed results. However, "... we believe we have taken the
necessary steps to improve our connection with our customers. We
will continue to monitor the results of these initiatives for the
remainder of the fall selling season and determine which strategies
are appropriate for the future."
The focus will be on debt reduction in the fourth quarter. The
debt is $62 million under its $110 million credit facility.
"From an operational standpoint, we will reduce operating costs
and manage our year-end inventory levels," Aggers said.
"We have begun the expense reduction process and will continue
to refine and right-size our operating expense structure."
The company expects to complete the sale/leasebacks of two more
store properties this month and to have a letter of intent to sell
its former distribution center and corporate offices in Tupelo. The
sales should yield about $7 million, Aggers estimated. The sale of
one other property could yield another $2 million, and suspending
the dividend will add about $4.5 million to the company's cash flow.
The store count is 446 and the company won't be opening new stores
in 2006, Aggers said.
MAGAZINE SALES: UPDATE
Regarding the news reported in CLN that Primedia
has put its craft-related magazines up for sale: CLN has
learned it's a group of 10 magazines, not 11. The titles are Craftrends,
Creating Keepsakes, Simple Scrapbooks, PaperCrafts,
McCall's Quilting, McCall's Quick Quilts, Quilter's
Newsletter, Quiltmaker, Sew News, and Creative
Machine Embroidery.
Apparently the company's bead-related magazines – Colored
Stone, Lapidary Journal, Step-by-Step Beads, and Step-by-Step
Wire – are not included.
Since that first report, Primedia reported its third-quarter
earnings – a loss from continuing operations of $14.7 million
($0.06/share); it had reported a $10.2 million ($0.05) loss a year
ago. Primedia CEO Dean Nelson blamed lower automotive ad revenue
from its car magazines, but said the decline was partially offset by
growth in non-automotive categories.
Meanwhile, Abry Partners (the new owner of Memory
Makers, CNA, and other industry-related magazines under
the F+W and Krause banners) is suing the company from
whom it purchased the magazines in August for $500 million, the
Associated Press reported. Abry Partners filed suit against
Providence Equity Partners alleging that under Providence’s
ownership, F&W, artificially inflated its revenue for the
six-month period ended June 30. Abry wants to rescind the
transaction or collect unspecified damages from Providence Equity
and affiliated funds. A Providence Equity spokesman denied the
charges.
MEDIA DOCUMENTS GROWTH OF BEADING
A recent article on beads by the Knight Ridder news syndication
service and published in the Columbian (WA) – and no doubt
many more newspapers – documents the rise of the bead trend.
"Across the nation, bead stores have increased by 150% over
the past four years. More than 15 television shows about beading
have surfaced on HGTV, the Style Network, the DIY Network, and
public television."
The reporter interviewed Judy Weinstein of Jubili Beads &
Yarns in Collingswood, PA. The store opened in 2003 and within a
year beads "... accounted for the majority of my revenue. Now
I know why," Weinstein said. "People can come in here,
spend less than $10, and make a necklace with literally no training,
and walk out with a wearable piece of art."
SPECIAL REPORT: WAL-MART –
HERO OR VILLAIN?
The media has been filled lately with articles about the world's
largest retailer. Countless newspaper, magazine, and television
reports – even a movie or two – are praising or criticizing the
company. Here's a brief sampling:
1. A new documentary, Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low
Price, opened around the country. The movie's producer and
director, Robert Greenwald, makes no excuses for its anti-Wal-Mart
bias ... A pro-Wal-Mart video, Why Wal-Mart Works and What That
Drives Some People Crazy, has also been released.
2. Last week the anti-Wal-Mart group Wal-Mart Watch
launched "High Expectations Week," a series of events in
41 states that target concerns over health care, corporate
responsibility, economic justice, etc. Visit www.walmartwatch.org
... "Wal-Mart's low prices have been a great boon to the
American people," says a new advocacy group, Americans For Free
Enterprise, that supports the retailer. Visit www.americansforwalmart.org.
3. Wal-Mart sponsored a conference for academics and
journalists where a new study, "The Economic Impact of
Wal-Mart," was presented by the economic research firm, Global
Insight. The study claims Wal-Mart saves working families
$2,329/year, among other benefits to the national economy. But
critics pointed out that Wal-Mart paid for the study. To read it and
selected papers from the conference, visit www.globalinsight.com/walmart.
4. The legal wrangling continues between the company and
Tom Coughlin, former exec vp. Wal-Mart now claims Coughlin
misappropriated $262,497 and threatened to fire anyone who worked
for him if they talked about it, reported the Dallas Morning News.
5. One of Coughlin's assistants, Robert Hey Jr., pled
guilty to three counts of wire fraud as part of a scheme to
manipulate invoices to funnel money to an unnamed senior executive,
the Associated Press reported.
6. Two senior executives knew cleaning contractors were
hiring illegal immigrants, according to a federal agency's
affidavit. The affidavit was part of an investigation by federal
immigration officials that led to a 2003 raid on 60 Wal-Mart stores
in 21 states and the arrests of 245 illegal workers. Wal-Mart paid
$11 million to settle the case, but now 200+ immigrants have filed a
lawsuit against the company.
7. Wal-Mart announced a plan to make health insurance more
affordable for more of its employees. But then an internal company
memo was leaked to the New York Times which revealed the
company is looking for ways to reduce its insurance bill, such by as
hiring healthier employees. (Comment: Isn't almost every U.S.
business concerned about health care costs?)
Perhaps the most thoughtful analysis of Wal-Mart's value/harm to
the U.S. came from Joseph Nocera, a New York Times reporter
writing in the International Herald Tribune. "Whatever
you might think of its tactics, its wages, its effect on local
communities, and its economic power," Nocera wrote,
"Wal-Mart has largely played by the rules that society has set
out for it."
In support of his theory, Nocera quotes Robert Reich, a professor
at Brandeis U. and former Secretary of Labor under President
Clinton. "Wal-Mart has devised an extremely efficient way to
deliver low prices to consumers and good returns to shareholders.
That is American capitalism. That is what the system rewards."
Nocera's conclusion: "Americans could shut down Wal-Mart,
and allow small local stores to thrive, by doing one simple thing:
shopping at the latter instead of the former. But Americans don't do
that, and for the most basic of reasons: They care about low prices
above all else. That is what the U.S. economy is built around. The
growth of Wal-Mart is a direct result of its understanding of that
fundamental fact. Does America really want to change Wal-Mart? If
the answer truly is yes, then Americans need to change themselves
first."
The complete article is at www.iht.com/articles/2005/11/04/yourmoney/mjoe05.php.
TIS THE SEASON....
WAL-MART. "Even with the lingering impact of the
hurricanes and energy prices, I believe we will have a good holiday
season," said CEO Lee Scott in a recorded message released in
conjunction with the earning report. For the quarter ended Oct. 31,
net sales rose 10.1% to $75.4 billion, but net income rose only 3.8%
to $2.4 billion ($0.57/share). In U.S. Wal-Mart stores, sales
increased 9.5% to $50.2 billion and same-store sales rose 2.9%. The
company estimated it incurred $40 million in costs as a result of
hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Wilma. The earnings matched analysts'
forecasts, reported CBS MarketWatch.
HOLIDAY SHOPPING. According to a survey by the National
Retail Federation, the most popular stores will be discount stores
such as Wal-Mart and Target. More than 71% of the
survey respondents said they plan to shop at discount stores. The
next most popular type of store was the department store (59.4%) and
consumer electronic stores (19.9%).
DISCRETIONARY INCOME. The Bureau of Labor Statistics said
natural gas prices rose 36.4% over the past year – the biggest
annual jump in the 34-year history of the Consumer Price Index, the New
York Daily News reported. The government already is forecasting
that natural gas bills will increase 48% this winter, or $350 extra
for the typical household ... Meanwhile, the Denver Post reported
that Colorado consumers are flocking to local Hancock and Jo-Ann's
stores to buy/make insulated window coverings to reduce winter
heating bills. Hancock store manager Pat Guist told the Post she
estimated the insulation, which fits behind existing curtains,
blocks out about 90% of the cold.
TEACHERS. "At the top of the list [of what teachers
want for Christmas] are gift certificates to 'teacher stores' where
they can buy supplies to supplement classroom needs. Think ... A.C.
Moore (acmoore.com), Staples (staples.com), or any
bookstore." – Boston Globe
FRAUD. "Our research on holiday gift returns shows
that it's only 3% of Americans who are real jerks and they indulge
in consumer fraud and return abuse. The rest of us have to deal with
the consequences. Retailers are fighting lower profits than in years
past. The industry is definitely more competitive today and
companies have to do what they can to not take unnecessary
markdowns." – Britt Beemer, chair of America's
Research Group (CNN/Money)
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
Vendors: To maximize your success at upcoming trade shows, you
want to generate as much press coverage as possible. Kindra Foster
has written excellent advice in two articles that remain in the CLN
Archives. To read "Trade Show Press Pointers," click on
"Vinny Da Vendor," then scroll the right-hand column to
and click on the headline. To read "Anatomy of a Product Press
Release," click on Kate's Collage, then scroll the right hand
column and click on the headline.
The CHA staff recommends exhibitors bring approximately
1,000 flyers, catalogs, or whatever to distribute at their booth. If
that's too many, the material can be shipped home; if it isn't
enough, exhibitors can take business cards from buyers and mail the
material later. Exhibitors should also take advantage of the press
room and send 100-150 press kits in advance (mailing info is in the
registration kit) or bring them to the press room the day before the
show. (Editors can't visit every booth, so they scoop up the
material in the press room.)
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS – TECHNOLOGY
WEBSITES. For yarn retailers who would like an e-commerce
website for their stores, Yarn-Shops.com is a new company
that offers websites tailored to the online yarn audience,
showcasing yarn and building e-commerce that meets the needs of
knitters and crocheters. The company will create a simple, readable
website (with or without e-commerce) with everything yarn customers
want and nothing they don't. Visit www.yarn-shops.com
or email info@yarn-shops.com.
SCRAPPING. Xyron and Lexmark Int. unveiled the Xyron® Design
Runner™, a cordless, portable printer that fits in the palm of
a hand, giving consumers the ability to print custom designs on
odd-size paper, fabric, wood, polymer clay, etc. Xyron will begin
shipping it next month with a suggested retail price of $139.99.
Xyron also announced new product development/marketing partnerships
with Karen Foster Design, Scrapworks, and S.E.I to
create custom, co-branded content for Xyron’s newest cutting and
printing product platforms.
TV. The satellite feed for PBS stations for the sixth America
Quilts Creatively, hosted by Karen Good and Sue Hausmann, begins
Jan. 1. Sponsors include Pfaff, Hewlett-Packard, Jo-Ann's, Sulky of
America, Fairfield Processing, Lazy Girl Designs, Rit Dye, Rowenta,
The Warm Co., Coats and Clark, Wrights, Chenille-It, and Moonlight
Design. A project book is also available; call 877-881-4179.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS –
PRODUCTS
IMPORTS. The U.S. Commerce Dept. made a preliminary
determination in the canvas anti-dumping case filed by Tara
Materials, imposing a 74% tariff which will continue until the
final determination in March. Regarding MacPherson's Art
Alternatives, the company has adequate inventory in stock and
will maintain current retail prices and general discounts through
mid-2006. "We have been laying the ground work that will allow
us to keep our market-building program in place without
interruption," said MacPherson's Frank Stapleton ... The
National Retail Federation asked President Bush to reject a tax
reform panel's recommendation that would end the corporate tax
deduction for imported goods, saying the move could cost consumers
more than $200 billion.
BOOKS. David Blumenthal of Lion Brand Yarn was
interviewed on WNPR, New York's public radio station, on a
strong-selling book, The Prayer Shawl Ministry, published
with Leisure Arts. The book contains eight projects, a
history of prayer shawls, prayers, and even the symbolic meaning of
colors. To hear the interview, visit www.wnpr.org.
The interview will be broadcast today between 3-4 pm EST. Visit the
site a bit early to download it.
BEADS. The Washington Post profiled Marsha
"Marty" Evans, President of the American Red Cross.
Needless to say, she's had a hectic, stressful hurricane season. And
what does she do to relax? Make jewelry. "It's therapy,"
Evans told the Post. "It's the one time I'm not wound up
in who's saying what on Capitol Hill about the Red Cross, what
million-dollar donor you have to repair a relationship with."
Evans is making necklaces and naming them Katrina, Rita, etc., and
plans to give them to friends as Christmas gifts.
BEADS. If she hasn't read it yet, Marty Evans should read Beading
for the Soul: Inspired Designs from 23 Contemporary Artists, by
Deborah Cannarella (Interweave Press). It has 26 projects and
describes how beading can be relaxing, meditative, and even healing.
NEEDLEWORK. Four of the show hotels for the TNNA
San Diego show are sold out. The buyer registration booklet has been
mailed and you can register online at www.tnna.org.
BEADS. The 2006 Bead & Art Glass Fest will be
Nov. 10-12 in Orlando. Classes begin Nov. 9. Booth assignments start
today; for exhibit info, email Penny Marshall at pmarshall@offinger.com.
Email Kareena Gibson at kgibson@offinger.com
for teaching and or sponsorship info. The first Fest attracted
nearly 3,000 attendees and included 50+ classes.
BOOKS. To see the latest releases from Jeanette Crews,
visit www.jeanettecrews.com/results.cfm?Subcategory=148.
BOOKS. A recent article in the Gwinnett Daily Post (GA)
indicates that the book industry has the same challenges as our
industry: a) Bookstores are losing market share to stores
such as Wal-Mart, Target, and Sam's Club, and
to Internet retailers such as Amazon; and b) books are
facing other forms of competition for consumers' entertainment
dollars – tv, video games, ipods, etc. But our industry is growing
faster, we think: The article cited a study that showed the book
industry was expected to grow only 1.9%, to $21.5 billion, from 2003
to 2008.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
COMPANY FOR SALE. Small, well-established scrapbook supply
manufacturer, with strong brand identity and product lines, seeks
buyer. Annual sales: $350,000. This company would be an excellent
candidate for vertical integration into an existing company.
Products work well with a variety of other products. Excellent
customer base, including key accounts, and valuable clean mailing
list. Owner willing to work through transition period. For more info
in confidence, email Mike Hartnett at mike@clnonline.com
or call 309-925-5593.
STORES. Another Ben Franklin is closing, this one
in St. Helena, CA. Owner Ken Locher told the St. Helena Star he
blamed townspeople shopping in big-box stores in a nearby town.
"$2 per month, per person, in the area would have more than
saved the store," Locher said. "We just didn't get it. We
have a core of good loyal supporters who are there every week, but
there just weren't enough of them."
MEDIA. One of the numerous consumer magazines on display
at the CHA show will be the Spring issue of Clapper
Communications' 101 Bridal Ideas. The ad deadline is Dec.
1; for info, call Kristen Thorburn at 800-CRAFTS-1, ext.254 (kthorburn@clapper.com),
or Bobbie Zych 800-CRAFTS-1, ext. 266 (bzych@clapper.com).
PEOPLE. Edwin Binney and C. Harold Smith were named to the
Toy Industry Hall of Fame for creating Crayola crayons,
Playthings reported. The two cousins founded Binney &
Smith in 1885 and began producing red paint for barns. The first
Crayola crayons were produced in 1903. The 100 billionth
crayon was produced in 1996.
COUPONS. A recent thread on a Two Peas message
board contained complaints about some chains' inconsistent policies
on redeeming competitors' coupons, asking for phone numbers and zip
codes, etc. Visit www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1466042.
PAINTING. The Society of Decorative Painters Conference
– June 5-10, in Nashville. – will include a number of business
seminars: "How to Be an Artistic and Financial Success,"
by Elizabeth Hayes Pruitt; "Remove the Fear and Find
Success," by Shea Szachara; "How to Run a Successful Home
Studio: Getting Students and Keeping Them," by Mary McLean;
"How to Profit from Internet Sales," by Debbie Brown;
"Marketing Makeovers," by Laurie Speltz; "Licensing
Your Artwork," by Tammy L. Browning-Smith. Registration is
taking place now and the catalog is available starting today at www.decorativepainters.org.
For more info, call 316-269-9300, ext. 101, or email
lori@decorativepainters.org.
QUOTATION. "If you want 1 year of prosperity, grow
grain. If you want 10 years of prosperity, grow trees. If you want
100 years of prosperity, grow people." – Chinese proverb
CONDOLENCES. To the family of James Foster, 65, who has
died of cancer. Before retirement he had been a buyer for A.C.
Moore. He is survived by his wife, Madeline, and a daughter,
Jennifer. Memorial contributions may be made to the Community
Nursing Service of Clinton County, 124 Woodward Ave., Lock Haven, PA
17745 ... Also, management guru and author of 30+ books, Peter
Drucker, passed away at the age of 95.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
To see the latest job listings, click on Jobs in the left-hand
column, or click HERE.
THE CLN RETAIL INDEX
A. C. Moore (ACMR). Last*: 14.74 ... Change**: -2.08
Hancock Fabrics (HKF). Last*: 4.69 ... Change**: -0.50
Jo-Ann Stores (JAS). Last*: 12.42 ... Change**: -0.25
Michaels (MIK). Last*: 34.03 ... Change**: -3.74
Wal-Mart (WMT). Last*: 49.50 ... Change**: -3.14
CLN Retail Index. Last*: 115.38 ... Change**: -2.1%
Dow Jones Index. Last*: 10,766.33 ... Change**: +2.2%
*Nov. 18 ** from Nov. 4 Prices are exclusive of dividends
NEW BUSINESS TERMINOLOGY
Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a
deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
defecates on everything, and then leaves.
Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success
and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
Cube farm: An office filled with cubicles.
Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in
a Cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's
going on.
Mouse Potato: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato.
Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out
and whiny.
Swipeout: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless
because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the daylights
out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
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