COMMENTARY: A Solution
to "Dumping"
Regarding the anti-dumping article below: All vendors need a
place to dispose of excess inventory, just as retailers need to
"dump" merchandise that no longer sells. It's particularly
true for memory vendors, since scrapbook consumers seem to
constantly demand new products. A vendor sells three-fourths of a
new line – and the last fourth sits in the warehouse collecting
dust. If the vendor dumps the product in the U.S., it hurts his
regular retail customer.
Here's a solution: Earlier this year CLN helped a
scrapbook paper vendor dispose of excess inventory by selling it to
an Australian distributor/CLN subscriber. Because
scrapbooking is more mature in the U.S., the international markets
don't recognize these products as "old." It's a win-win
situation. The vendor gets rid of excess inventory, the overseas
distributors get a good deal (especially now, with the weak U.S.
dollar), and U.S. retailers aren't hurt by dumping.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Business-Wise. The latest news from the Fiber and Craft
Entrepreneurial Development Center, which is establishing knitting
co-ops for women in Rwanda, most of whom are widows due to genocide
and AIDS.
"Benny Da
Buyer". A scrapbook vendor is closing
her doors, and retailer Lisa Kanak analyzes the problem.
New Trade Show
Exhibitors. Names, booth #'s, brief
descriptions, URL's, and links to companies exhibiting at the CHA
summer show for the first time.
Category
Reports. How can retailers and vendors grow a
category? The report focuses on needlepoint, but the advice is valid
for any category.
Memory, Paper &
Stamps. One retailer thinks the great
paper chase is a mistake. She recommends less paper, more
stickers/embellishments. Is she right?
Scene &
Heard. Comments from savvy industry veterans
on the enormous Bead&Button show in Milwaukee –
reactions to CLN's show report (see article below).
Tech Topics. Internet pro Lynn Carlisle offers simple,
practical tips on using search engines to increase the number of
surfers to your site.
Note. If it appears to be an "old" column, click
the "Refresh" or "Reload" button of your
browser.
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LN POLL: RATING
THE FIRST HALF OF 2005
According to CLN subscribers, 2005 hasn't been that great
thus far. More than a quarter of the retailers responding, 27%, said
the year has been a mild disappointment, while 14% rated the year as
"a serious disappointment." Only 18% said it was a
"very pleasant" or "mild" surprise. The
remainder, 41%, said the first half of the year had gone as
expected.
Vendors had a similar view. Nine percent said it was "a
serious disappointment" while 38% called it a mild
disappointment. Sixteen percent were pleasantly surprised and 38%
thought the year met their expectations.
MEMORY MAKERS
, CNA
SOLD
ABRY Partners signed a definitive agreement to purchase F+W
Publications for an undisclosed sum. Founded in 1913, F&W is
an publisher and marketer of magazines, books, book clubs, and
conferences. Publications include Memory Makers and CNA
magazines, and Krause Publishing, which has a craft book
division. F+W has 200+ media properties across its special interest
categories with 1.9 million active magazine subscribers and books
sold around the world.
ABRY partnered with David Steward, the new CEO, who is the former
COO/President of Publishing of Martha Stewart Omnimedia. Steward
also formerly served as President of TV Guide magazine. ABRY
has $7+ billion of assets under management and since 1989 has
completed $18+ billion of leveraged transactions in the media and
communications industries.
FINAL PRE-CHA SUMMER SHOW NEWS
1. Scrapbook retailers really need to walk the entire show
(July 15-17), not just the scrapbook and new exhibitor areas. Almost
all exhibitors will have something related to memory.
2. Vendors in search of free-lance and/or full-time
designers, product developers, show- and tv demonstrators, etc.,
should attend the CHA/SCD Designer Forum in the Hyatt Grand
Ballroom Fri., July 15, 6-8 pm. Sponsored by CHA and the Society of
Creative Designers, it's the perfect opportunity to meet and discuss
design needs with a wide range of professional designers, all in one
place, at one time. Attendance is limited to exhibitors and visiting
editors and publishers. Your show badge will be your admission.
3. "Selling on eBay: What are you Missing?"
focuses on the basics of buying and selling on eBay and how to move
discontinued and excess products effectively. Participants receive
access to eBay’s "On Ramp" program, a series of personal
phone calls to get the business running. It's Fri., July 15, 8-9 am
and repeated Sat., 8-9 am.
4. The Retail Summit on Thurs. July 14, includes
"The Art & Craft of Marketing Arts & Crafts: You and
Your Target Market," by Susan Inglis, a specialist at
developing market access for crafters ... "You Can Compete:
Double Sales without Discounting," by Bob Phibbs, ("The
Retail Doctor"), which presents highlights of his new book of
the same name ... "Building the Dream Workforce," by Mark
Mayberry, an international speaker, author, and consultant.
5. Online pre-registration is over, and space is limited,
so register for the Summit and workshops as soon as you arrive at
the convention center.
6. For more info, visit www.chasummershow.com.
7. Now for the serious business: The annual Camp Hochee
Kochee Social sponsored by Toner Plastics will one again
be held at the Knuckles bar in the Hyatt. 9:30 pm, Friday.
SIX MONTH STOCK PRICES
The stocks of the CLN Retail Index outperformed the Dow in
the second quarter. The Index rose 3.8% while the Dow lost
2.2%. A.C. Moore led the way, gaining 18.6%, followed by Michaels,
up 14%. Wal-Mart slipped 3.8%, while Jo-Ann's lost 6%
and Hancock fell 10.8%. All of the percentages exclude
dividends.
Others: Meredith rose 4.9% and Primedia tumbled
6.9%. Martha Stewart was a big winner, up 29.2%, and Target
out-performed Wal-Mart once again, gaining 8.8%.
The CLN Retail Index has out-performed the Dow for the
first half of 2005, too. The Index rose 3.3% while the Dow
dropped 2.6%. Michaels is the year's leader, up 38.1%, followed by
A.C. Moore, up 10.1%. Jo-Ann's has slipped 4% while Wal-Mart is down
8.6% and Hancock has fallen 36%.
Meredith is down 9.6% for the year and Primedia is up 7.1%.
Martha Stewart is flat and Target is up 4.8%.
10 THOUGHTS ON THE BEAD MARKET
Observations after attending the annual Bead&Button
show held recently in Milwaukee:
1. Everyone in the industry should attend a consumer show.
It's good for the morale to see how enthusiastic enthusiasts are.
And do they spend money....
2. The size! Attendance: 16,268 consumers, up 7%, all
apparently spending lots of money ... Booths (469) and exhibitors
(340), same as last year ... Classes: 370, up 24.6%. The attendance
is far more than any other type of consumer show. In comparison, the
recent Society of Decorative Painters convention happily
reported about 3,500 attendees.
3. There appears to an entire bead industry out there that
has little to do with the traditional "craft" industry.
Very few of the exhibitors exhibit at craft trade shows.
4. Many of the exhibitors were truly glass artisans,
producing remarkable glass beads; at least some of them probably
couldn't produce many more than they're already selling.
5. Many exhibitors were selling higher-end beads than can
be found in chain stores.
6. Many of the attendees were making money by selling
their creations. It does not take long to make lovely earrings,
bracelets, and necklaces and be able to sell them.
7. Most exhibitors offered substantial discounts for
retailers and those with tax numbers. A CLN subscriber who
opened a scrap/stamp/bead store last September said she bought her
initial bead inventory ($10,000 worth) at the show last year.
8. It appeared that some of the exhibitors would not be
capable of selling/servicing larger chain stores, so independent
stores who want to offer beads that won't be found in Michaels or
Wal-Mart (or at our trade shows) might very well think of attending
next year.
9. A new store franchise operation has been launched.
Visit www.beadniks.com
or call 508-696-7609.
10. This is an embellishment world – knitting,
crocheting, and stitching with beads; and using them for scrapbooks,
quilts, crafts, etc. Beads are the #1 crossover category these days.
Next year's Bead&Button show is June 16-18 in
Milwaukee, with classes starting June 11. Class registration opens
Jan 17. For info, visit www.beadandbuttonshow.com.
(Comment: Because this was my first consumer bead show, I
sent this to a number of industry pros who know far more about beads
than I do. To read their comments, click on Scene & Heard in the
left-hand column or click HERE.)
EMAIL: WHEN A TREND LOSES
INDEPENDENTS
(Note: Received from Karen Ancona, editor of CNA
magazine.)
We've said it many times in CNA: Any trend suffers when
independents lose the ability to compete in the category. Though
their sales may be tiny compared to the chains, their influence is
enormous with consumers.
And we do it over and over and over again: enable the chains to
discount beyond the stretch of independents. Then the little guys
lose interest, change their focus, or go out of business – and we
wonder where the consumers go. Well, they move on to whatever the
local Main Street store is promoting. For the industry, it's called
shooting yourself in the foot as it's soooo expensive to market a
new trend, and risky.
Solutions: proprietary lines for independents, special programs,
and yes, hand holding. Expensive marketing? You bet, but in the long
run it keeps a trend viable. Call it investment in the future.
Think quilting...hard to learn, expensive to do, takes forever to
complete one project, difficult for chains to 'own', has the lasting
support of independents, and has kept the interest of many consumers
longer than any other category I can think of. Hmmmmm.
EMAIL: "DUMPING"
PRODUCT AT CONSUMER SHOWS
(Note: The following is from a veteran scrapbook/craft
vendor who has exhibited at scrapbook consumer shows for a number of
years.)
Over the years, we've seen a lot. When the shows first started,
there were lots of "cottage manufacturers" with new,
innovative ideas. Very few manufacturers sold at the show; they were
there strictly for education. That's changed.
Today, manufacturers align with "vendor/exhibitors" to
represent their product. Some have even created "shell"
companies so they can attend and sell direct to the consumer. Now we
see outright DUMPING. Manufacturers exhibit with boxes and boxes of
slow moving or overstock product and slash prices.
It particularly hit home this year when I struck up a
conversation with a small vendor (10 x 10 and 10 x 15 booth size).
He said he was struggling to find unique product to sell because his
bread-and-butter product was being heavily discounted at the shows
by "others." It didn't take me long to see what he meant:
several manufacturers were dumping the product (75% or more off).
Vendors carrying the product couldn't compete; others had to do
"specials" on similar products. This hit home again when I
heard ladies who met up with friends just arriving at the show.
"Stop whatever you are doing" one said. "Before you
buy ANYTHING, go to booth XXX and spend your money there first; the
buys are simply incredible."
The ladies went to the aforementioned booth. I followed them and
checked an hour later at the mobbed booth; they were still there and
had filled a big cardboard box with product. One lady in line, and
six ladies adding to the box ....
There were others – liquidation deals on punches,
embellishments, etc. I've never seen it to this extent, the dumping.
Manufacturers shouldn't dump inventories at a consumer show. The
practice gets the consumer used to discounting and undermines value
of product. I felt bad for those vendors/retailers who had invested
in those same SKU's. They were being sold for less than the
retailers could buy it for, even with a hefty 50/25 discount. Any
time a consumer show is used to "blowout inventory," it
ends up hurting local shops, too.
It makes me wonder if scrapbook manufacturers don't know of other
"disposal" avenues, such as overseas distributors and even
places like Treasure Island or Garden Ridge that turn over massive
quantities of discounted overstock in those drive-aisle bins. At
least it wouldn't be dumped at a consumer show which ends up hurting
the other exhibitors and independent retail stores.– Name
Withheld
TNNA/INRG WRAPUP
The National NeedleArts Assn. and the Int.
Needlework Retailers Guild in Columbus show topped last year’s
numbers with 403 exhibitors, 72 of whom were new. More than 2,100
buyers attended. There were 881 booths, up 2.4%, and 106 classes, 51
of which were sold out before the show began. It was the 30th
anniversary of TNNA.
The Tribute to Excellence in Needlework award went to Lois
Caron of Caron Int. for her role in developing overdyed yarns
for the stitching market. Other highlights included the Needlepoint
Galleria, Yarn Group Fashion Show, and INRG's Sample It!,
which allowed attendees a chance to see and purchase a wide array of
samples.
Jubilee Awards were presented to recipients for their
special contributions to the needlearts industry: Frank & Judy
Bielec, Carrell Bolton, Gay Bowles, Nancy Brown, Laura Bryant, Susan
Burge, Barbara Bush, Lily Chin, Edith Eig, Nicky Epstein, Tina
Herman & Terri Richards, Jeane Hutchins, Catherine Leslie, Kent
State U. ... Bonnie Lively, Sallie Luedtke, Mary McGurn, Sandy
McKee, Gaby Monson, Betsy Mullen, SuZy Murphy, Don Pendray. Linda
Pratt, Carolyn Russman, Jan Stahl, John Schatteles, Kris & Dave
Stott, Susan Treglown, Bruce VanDamm, Deborah Wilson, and Diane
Zangle.
Future shows: Aug. 28-29, Phoenix ... Jan. 21-23, 2006, San Diego
... June 10-12, 2006, Indianapolis. For info, call 740-455-6773;
email tnna.info@offinger.com;
or visit www.TNNA.org.
GIFT CARDS: A GROWING ASSET
FOR RETAILERS
They may be more profitable than first thought, reported the Atlanta
Constitution. John Gould, director of bank cards at TowerGroup,
a financial services consulting group, told the Constitution
an estimated $55 billion worth were sold in 2004, and about 10% go
unused.
Retailers account for unused gift cards as a liability, but after
a while, they can count them as income. For example, Home Depot
recently counted $43 million in income from unused cards sold from
1998 to 2001.
The popularity of the cards is skyrocketing, too. They were the
#1 gift this past holiday season, more popular than apparel, Thomas
Miezejeski, VP of The Pelorus Group, a research firm, told the Constitution.
When bank-issued cards are added to the total, Miezejeski estimates
$109 billion worth will be sold this year and $120 billion worth
next year.
Gift cards can be particularly useful for craft retailers of all
sizes. They are a perfect solution for a husband wishing to buy a
present for his wife, whether she scrapbooks, crafts, paints, knits,
or sews. Other studies have also shown the typical card recipient,
if she does redeem the card, usually buys more than the amount of
the card.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. To see craft projects with a Hispanic flair, that would
also appeal to a younger, "hip" generation, visit Kathy
Murillo's site, www.craftychica.com."Kathy
Cano Murillo strikes us as one of those people who, stranded on a
desert island with nothing but a volleyball, a deck of playing
cards, and some coconuts, would not only craft a rescue vehicle and
distress signal but whip up a spiffy castaway-themed wardrobe to
wear as she did so. And she would be having a great time. And so
would you." – USA Today
2. Saw my first scrapbook, half-hour, tv infomercial last
week (Sat. afternoon, late morning, on the Peoria, IL NBC
affiliate). To see the kit being sold (5,000 pieces, $39.95), visit www.tvscrapbook.com.
Does this help or hurt scrapbook retailers? It helps if it attracts
a novice and inspires her to want more. Otherwise, it decreases the
value of products in our stores.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
EK SUCCESS. Engaged Banc of America Securities as its
financial advisor to help explore strategic alternatives for the
company. CEO Chris Skinner said, "The company is actively
pursuing several growth initiatives including -- the Shoppe
within a Shoppe merchandising concept about to be launched at
several retail locations across the country, and a new lifestyle
advertising campaign that spotlights specific examples of creative
crafting as being Another EK Success Story. These and other
initiatives further our commitment to growth and continued market
leadership, and we look forward to business as usual as we conduct
this review." A company press release said this action will not
necessarily result in any transaction and the company will not
comment on the progress of the evaluation period.
SCRAPBOOKING. Visit www.coteriescrapbooking.com
to see the new plans for Coterie Scrapbooking, led by Creating
Keepsakes execs.
CROCHET. The News Star reported the effort of Lisa
Gentry, who sat down in the Michaels store in Monroe, LA and
attempted to break the Guinness world record as the "World
Fastest Crocheter." Clerk Diana Jones counted the stitches and
verified the result, which appeared to break the record. Now they're
waiting for Guinness to acknowledge the effort.
MAGAZINES. All American Crafts is launching a new
magazine, Creative TECHniques, at the CHA summer show
(booth #608). PC Smart, author of numerous "Tech Topics"
columns for CLN, is the editor. It's designed for the next
generation of crafting, sponsors say, and will teach readers
step-by-step to combine technology with traditional crafts to make
home dec items, fashion accessories, quilting, etc., and better
digital photos. It will be sold on newsstands and in retail stores.
YARN. Lion Brand Yarn has a new, free, email newsletter on
yarn crafting for kids aged 5 to 15, By Kids For Kids. Kids
can subscribe at www.lionbrand.com/byKidsForKidsRequest.html.
The first issue mails this Thursday. Lion's adult email weekly
newsletter has 370,000 subscribers.
STOCK. Hancock Fabrics' stock rose 11% one day late last
month after BB&T Capital Markets upgraded the stock to Buy from
Hold. "We see Hancock doing many things that should improve
store sales productivity when fully rolled out," analyst Laura
Richardson told clients, CBS MarketWatch reported.
LICENSING. Care Bears won three major awards from
the Licensing Industry Manufacturers Assn. – Character Brand of
the Year, Hard Goods, and Soft Goods. MCG Textiles has the Care
Bears license for cross-stitch and latch hook kits ... According
to a report by the Int. Licensing Industry Merchandisers Assn.,
royalties for art rose 1.8% to $170 million last year.
SOAP. The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission accepted
a provisional settlement with Rose Art for failing to report
product safety information to the Commission, Retail Merchandiser
reported. The settlement imposes a $300,000 penalty against Rose
Art for failing to inform the government in a timely manner about a
defect in soap making kits that led to injuries to young children.
Rose Art denies the soap kits were defective and that it violated
the reporting requirements of the Consumer Product Safety Act.
WAL-MART. For an interesting analysis of Wal-Mart's
relationship with China, visit www.agencyfaqs.com/news/stories/2005/07/01/11905.html.
ACQUISITION. Jarden Corp. is acquiring The Holmes Group,
a manufacturer and distributor of select home environment and small
kitchen appliances. Jarden, owner of Loew-Cornell and other
industry-related companies, continues to seek acquisitions.
PHOTOS. Rite Aid is the latest company to offer consumers
the opportunity to upload photos online and then pick up finished
prints at a local drugstore in an hour. The chain also has partnered
with Pure Digital to offer a disposable digital camera with a
preview screen and the ability to delete images, Retail
Merchandiser reported.
KIDS. Revell-Monogram, known for its plastic model kits
and slot cars, is after the "tween" market with its new Style
Studio line which enables girls to decorate and personalize
items like footwear, belts, and purses. The company was one of the
earliest supporters and exhibitors of HIA, back when the
organization (now merged with ACCI into CHA) was dominated by
hobby companies.
TOYS. Toys "R" Us CEO John Eyler and COO
Christopher Kay resigned two days before shareholders approved the
$26.75/share buyout offer by Kohlberg Kravis Roberts, Bain Capital,
Vornado Realty Trust. The deal should close by the end of this
month.
NEEDLEARTS. In conjunction with The National
NeedleArts Assn., the U. of Akron is offering a needlearts
series during its summer session. The classes are part of a
partnership between TNNA and the U. of Akron to educate students
about the artistic and business elements in the hand needle arts.
The classes are open to current and non-traditional students. For
info, call 330-972-8313.
ROLODEX. Effective July 8, The Creative Network moves
to 1325 SE Tech Center Dr., Ste. 190, Vancouver, WA 98683. The new
phone # is 360-604-0802 and the fax is 360-606-0806.
MAGAZINES. Interweave Press will publish a second annual
special interest publication, Interweave Crochet, which will
be "devoted to the creative possibilities of crochet." It
will be available in retail stores Sept. 7 for $7.99. Advertising
closes July 1.
BOOKS. For the latest releases from Jeanette Crews,
visit www.jeanettecrews.com/results.cfm?Subcategory=144.
TRADE GROUPS. The new Hobby Manufacturers Assn.,
born of the merger of the Int. Model Manufacturers Assn., the Model
Railroad Industry Assn., and Radio Control Hobby Trade Assn., was
incorporated effective July 1. There will be four divisions –
radio control, plastics/die cast, model railroad, and general hobby.
For more info, call Exec Director Pat Koziol at 973-283-9088 or
email pat.koziol@hmahobby.org.
The website is www.hmahobby.org.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: PEOPLE
PEOPLE. Richard Brown, formerly of Spinrite and
currently a member of the CHA board of directors, is the new
President of Point Distributors, Inc. of Plover, WI. Point
currently specializes in the distribution of embroidery thread,
backing and other related accessories to the commercial embroidery
markets and specialty embroidery manufacturers, but Brown plans
distribute industry products (e.g., Hot Off the Press) and will
introduce proprietary products at the CHA Winter Show. Point has a
distribution/warehouse facility in Elk Grove Village, IL and plans
to open an additional facility in Kitchener, Ontario this fall.
PEOPLE. Hancock Fabrics promoted Marscia Mahoney VP of the
Home Decorating division (home dec textiles, accessories, and
seasonal products) and Dinah Smith, VP Quilting/Craft division
(textiles, quilting accessories, and craft products). Ms. Mahoney
began her Hancock career in 1974 as a sales clerk in Waterloo, IA
and most recently was the buyer for decorator fabrics. Ms. Smith
began at Hancock as a store manager in Dallas in 1990 and most
recently was the buyer for fashion fabrics. Brad Berg remains VP of
the Apparel division and Rick McCord remains VP of the Notions
division. All of the merchandising VPs report to SVP of
Merchandising, Dean Abraham.
PEOPLE. Ed Ogorzaly is President of retail operations for Dick
Blick ... Terry Thom is the fine art buyer for Jo-Ann's,
replacing Jeanine Anthony, who moved to paper crafting ... Toner
Plastics named Robbin Burton Sales & Marketing Manager and
Davi Lee Baker Product Development Manager ... Kandi Corp. named
Mary Norwood of MNC Studio Designs as Program Manager for the Eye
Kandi embellished stamping programs.
PAINTING. The Society of Decorative Painters is
looking for an executive director. For more, visit www.decorativepainters.org
and click on Career Opportunities.
CONSULTANT. Are you looking to better position yourself in
the independent retail market? Consultant available for
merchandising and packaging analysis, product mix analysis, focus
group analysis for product positioning in regional markets, and
more. Professional designer on-staff. We can help you – and your
retailers – become more profitable. For more info about this
consultant, call Mike Hartnett at 309-925-5593 or email mike@clnonline.com.
CONDOLENCES. Our very best wishes to the family of Eric
Berger, 93, who passed away last week. Eric fled the Nazis as a
child, although he lost family members in the Holocaust. He and his
sister made their way to America and eventually he was going to open
a men's clothing store. Instead, he found a failing fabric store in
Oakland, CA and bought it with the assistance of the Hebrew Free
Loan Association. The business became New York Fabrics, and
Mr. Berger grew it to a 19-store chain that he eventually sold to Jo-Ann's
in 1991. "His life and his business were one and the
same," his son Steve told the Contra Costa Times. "Fabrics
defined his life." ... Wal-Mart heir and member of the
board of directors John Walton was killed when the ultra-light
aircraft he was piloting crashed in Grand Teton National Park. He
was the second son of Wal-Mart founder, Sam Walton. Memorials can be
sent to Children’s Scholarship Fund, 8 W. 38th St., 9th Floor, New
York, NY 10018-6229 ... Harold Marks, 84, the former owner of Modern
Miltex, passed away recently.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
The Creative Network is the only personnel recruitment firm
specializing in our industry. To see a partial list of the job
openings, click on Jobs in the left-hand column or click HERE.
THE CLN RETAIL INDEX
A. C. Moore (ACMR). Last*: 32.20 ... Change**: +2.17
Hancock Fabrics (HKF). Last*: 6.76 ... Change**: +0.73
Jo-Ann Stores (JAS). Last*: 26.51 ... Change**: -1.29
Michaels (MIK). Last*: 40.96 ... Change**: -0.77
Wal-Mart (WMT). Last*: 48.28 ... Change**: -0.65
CLN Retail Index. Last*: 162.46 ... Change**: -+0.1%
Dow Jones Index. Last*: 10,303.44 ... Change**: -3.0%
*July 1 ** from June 17 Prices are exclusive of dividends
THE DONKEY AUCTION
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from
an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the
next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry
son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied,
"Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it
already." Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the
donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny,
"I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny,
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is
dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What
happened with that dead donkey?" "Kenny, "I raffled
him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of
$898.."
Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
back."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
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