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Date: April 21, 2003
Vol. VII, No. 8
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
COMMENTARY: "TIPPING"
INTEREST YOUR WAY
In Bob Ferguson's note about SARS (see article, below), he also
talked about a woman Singapore officials call a "super
infector." She apparently gave the disease to more than 90
people, including her father who died. Reading the story reminded me
of Malcolm Gladwell's book, The Tipping Point, and his speech
at the HIA show.
Gladwell said trends resemble epidemics in that they require certain
key people (he called them "connectors" and
"mavens") to spread the idea. Many years ago, Suzanne
McNeill of Design Originals told me scrapbooking would be the
next hot trend. I didn't know what she was talking about, but began
looking for it. Soon after, I was in Salt Lake City to give a speech
and visited a scrapbook store. I understood Suzanne's point and I
started writing about it.
See how the idea spread? It's a key lesson for everyone trying to
sell a product. If you're a retailer, find the connectors in your
neighborhood and have them try/test the new products in your store.
If you're a vendor, get CLN, the trade magazines, and some
influential designers to write about your new line. If connectors
like your new line, they'll tell the world.
A.C. MOORE PROFITS SLIP
Profits for the first quarter ended Mar. 31 were down -- as
expected. Net income was $420,000 ($0.02/fully diluted share),
compared to $875,000 ($0.06) a year ago. Sales grew 7% to $92.0
million, but same-store sales fell 2%.
CEO Jack Parker said, "We knew the first quarter of 2003 would
be a challenge for us since we were up against a 14% comp store
increase in 2002. We were impacted by both the weather and consumer
uncertainty.
"Although we were not satisfied with the results this
quarter," Parker added, "we are pleased with the
significant progress we have made in our merchandising efforts.
During this period, six main categories were re-plan-o-grammed with
new and exciting merchandise offerings. We will continue this
process throughout the next four months with eight additional
categories to be re-set. This will put us in a very strong position
for the third and fourth quarters. We remain confident that we will
meet our earnings projection for the year 2003 of $0.84 - $0.88 per
share based on anticipated comparable store sales growth in the
range of 3% to 5%."
MARCH: A BAD MONTH, BUT ...
Once again our industry's public retailers outperformed the overall
retail industry, but given the numbers, it's not much to crow about.
Hancock was clearly the winner, with same-store sales rising
5.4%. Jo-Ann's also was on the positive side of the ledger,
with a same-store sales increase of 3.1%; overall sales rose 1.2%.
Michaels reported overall sales rose 7.0% but same-store
sales were flat. Traffic fell 1.0% but the average ticket increased
1.0%. CEO Michael Rouleau said "We are pleased with our
performance this month in a very challenging retail environment. Our
best results came in our Northeast, Southeast, and Mid-Atlantic
zones and in our ready-made frames, custom frames, ribbon, general
crafts, and apparel crafts departments."
Wal-Mart's same-store sales rose 0.7%, the discounter's
lowest increase in recent memory and below the company's
expectations.
Duckwall-ALCO dropped 5.5% and again omitted crafts when
listing its strongest departments.
(Reminder: A.C. Moore and Rag Shops reveal
sales figures at the end of each quarter, not by month.)
Not such great numbers, but they look pretty good compared to a
sampling of non-craft retailers' same-store sales results: Kohl's.
+0.4% ... Nordstrom, -1.7% ... Target, -2.3% ... Sears, -3.1% ...
Saks, -3.8% ... Limited, -4.0% ... J.C. Penney, -5.5% ... Pier 1
Imports -5.8% ... Federated, -6.5% ... Ann Taylor, -8.2% ... Barnes
& Noble, -8.4% ... ShopKo, -8.4% ... Abercrombie & Fitch
-10.0% ... May Department Stores, -11.4% ... Dillard's -12.0% ...
Stein Mart, -12.9%.
The only retail segment that outperformed our industry was the
dollar stores, which generally posted positive same-store sales.
The problems are obvious: Consumers preoccupied by the war; Easter
falling later in the year; concern over a shaky economy, sharply
rising unemployment; and higher gas and heating prices resulting in
less discretionary income.
All this poses the question: How much will the economy pick up when
the war ends? Businesses have been hesitant to expand and once they
do, hopefully the unemployment rate will drop and consumer
confidence -- and spending -- will increase.
But that poses another question: historically, our industry usually
thrives in uncertain economic times as consumers turn to
money-saving craft projects. But in recent years the industry has
grown to the point where it appears to be so ingrained in the
national economy that it seems to rise and fall with the economy,
not against it.
A good sign: For the week ended Apr. 13, ABC News/Money
magazine's Consumer Comfort Index jumped five points to its
highest level in more than four months.
SARS KILLS AN INDUSTRY VETERAN
(Note: The following is an email from Bob Ferguson, an
independent retailer in Redmond, WA.)
Our own Sierra Pacific Crafts group has been working to make
other arrangements and will possibly send a team of buyers to the
Orient in mid May, but for now, too many risks that outweigh the
need for either sales or margins derived from direct imports this
spring.
SARS is a little closer to our industry than some might realize with
the death of Ms. Pei Ling Chong, 29, a former a buyer for the Ben
Franklin group of stores in Singapore, and more recently a
marketing manager for a display/trade show company in Singapore. She
attended a couple of HIA shows while with the Ben stores.
I pieced together the story from the Internet via Reuters and
others: Ms. Chong traveled from Singapore to Hong Kong on about Mar.
13th and stayed at the now infamous Metropole hotel, where many of
Hong Kong SARS cases originated. She moved on to Beijing about Mar.
15th and worked in Beijing until becoming seriously ill and flying
home on China Southern Air on Mar. 26th.
While in Beijing she twice went to local doctors who either
misdiagnosed or did not have an answer for her about the seriousness
of her illness. When she arrived in Singapore on Mar. 26th, she was
met by her mother and they went to Singapore General Hospital. She
was diagnosed immediately and send via ambulance to Tan Tock Seng
hospital, which by this time had been designated by the Singapore
government as the isolation hospital for SARS victims.
She remained in the hospital in serious or critical condition until
her death on April 4th. At this time she is one of six people who
have died in Singapore of the SARS virus.
Charles Swindle is right in his assessment of the current conditions
in Hong Kong (published in the last issue of CLN), according
to SPC's long-time agent there, Ms. Winnie Lo from TEI Ltd.
SARS UPDATE
1. Wal-Mart has not only forbidden employees to travel to the
Orient, it has stopped them from visiting Toronto! The company also
told employees who have recently returned from Asia or Toronto to
stay home for 10 days for an "observation period."
2. A subscriber reminded us that two million people die every
year from malaria spread by mosquitos. As of last Friday SARS has
sickened 3,293 and killed 161.
3. The gift/toy show, Dongguan (DG Gifts 2003), has been
postponed until Oct. 23-26 ... The Hong Kong Trade Development
Council has given the exhibitors scheduled for this month's gift,
housewares, and licensing shows the chance to cancel and receive a
refund. The three shows are being combined into one show Apr. 28 -
May 1, and a new show is being scheduled for July.
4. Bill Mangelsen of Greensward emailed from Hong
Kong: "Stores are not running out of food, buildings are not
empty, and they are not going to close the airport; some flights
were cut, but a lot of flights have been cut back all over the world
due to the U.S. attack on Iraq.... Not one of our shipments has been
affected, and we do not anticipate any ongoing problems." You
can email Bill at billmangelsen@greensward.com
or visit www.greensward.com.hk.
5. Some of the most frightening stories were due to a
14-year-old kid hacking into a key website. Authorities caught him,
but the China Post reported they couldn't figure out a law
he'd broken. Apparently the legislature never thought to write a law
banning such behavior.
SCRAPBOOK NEWS
1. Despite miserable weather, the Chicago Memories Expo
Apr. 4 - 5, attracted 4,300+ scrappers and 48% more exhibitors than
a year ago. As CLN reported, the earlier Expo in Las
Vegas broke records, and the preliminary numbers for the May 2-3 Expo
in Somerset, NJ are very strong. The final -- and biggest -- 2003 Expo
will be in Orlando Oct. 10-11. Corporate memberships are now
available. Visit www.memoriesexpo.com;
call 740-452-4541; fax 740-452-2552; or email memories@offinger.com.
For info on individual and retail membership and corporate
sponsorships, visit www.memoriescommunity.com.
2. Storeowners should also consider joining the Memories
Community, which sponsors the Expos and, among other
things, bus tours of member stores.
3. Classes at the Chicago Expo featuring tags, new paper
techniques, and color blocking were among the favorites. Quotes,
tags, and shakers attracted a lot of interest.
4. Online registration has begun for the Great American
Scrapbook Convention June 4-7 in Arlington, TX at www.greatamericanscrapbook.com.
For info, email info@greatamericanscrapbook.com.
5. A site worth checking: www.clubscrap.com.
Interesting paper/supply-of-the-month idea, with special programs
for storeowners.
ACCI NEWS: GENERAL
The 2003 Assn. of Crafts & Creative Industries show will
be July 18-20 Rosemont (Chicago). Among the highlights:
1. Compared to a year ago this date, the number of exhibitors
is up 17.4% and booths are up 18.4%. The show is already larger than
a year ago. BagWorks, Armour Products, Darice, Grace
Publications, and Plaid are exhibiting, after missing
last year. Krenik and MCG Textiles, who haven't
exhibited in years, are returning, too. The only exhibit space left
is the new exhibitor area (which already has 98 companies) and the
last two aisles of Hall A.
2. ACCI will host the MarketCenter at Rosemont. It
will look like a festive indoor market with winding streets, park
benches, and streetlights. It will feature three unique trade
pavilions showcasing 60+ vendors in beading, decorative painting,
and miniatures. Bead exhibitors will offer upscale handmade beads,
findings, jewelry, and more. Paints, brushes, instruction books, and
supplies will be found in the "Decorative Painting
Pavilion," sponsored by the Society of Decorative Painters.
The "Miniatures Pavilion," sponsored by the Miniatures
Industry Assn. of America will feature handcrafted miniatures,
dollhouses, and kits. (For info on exhibiting in the MarketCenter,
contact ACCI.)
In addition, the convention center will be the site of the Art
Glass Show. One trade badge will allow entry into both shows and
the MarketCenter, and any member of any participating
association can receive discounts to all the classes.
3. Another unique feature of the show is the House That
Crafts Built, a four-room home showcasing hundreds of functional
and fashionable home dec craft projects. Projects are being created
by designer members of ACCI and the Society of Craft Designers.
Building sponsors are Delta, Duncan, Plaid, and
Walnut Hollow. For sponsorship info (a $2,000 donation is
required) call Tracia Williams at 407-677-6929 or email traciaw@earthlink.net.
For Profiles of BagWorks, Plaid, Walnut Hollow, and the Society of
Craft Designers, and ACCI, click HERE
4. Three Chicago Ronald McDonald Houses will be the
recipients of charitable donations made in conjunction with the House
That Crafts Built. Donations will be made via a mailbox located
at the House display. Ronald McDonald will be at the show on
Friday.
5. The Guide To The Craft Industry (retailer and
vendor versions) has been updated at www.accicrafts.org.
ACCI NEWS: BUYERS
1. Attendees can register for the show and sign up for
classes on ACCI's website. The buyer registration kit, which
includes the class schedule, will be available online May 6.
2. The Retail Summit is a series of seminars held on
July 17. The 2003 lineup includes Doug Hall speaking on
"MEANINGFUL Marketing -- Selling MORE with LESS Effort."
Hall is a best-selling author, Founder/CEO of the Eureka! Ranch, and
host of Public Radio Int.'s Brain Brew ... Pam Danziger will
speak on "Why People Buy Things They Don't Need -- So You Can
Sell More." She is the founder of Unity Marketing, a market
research/consulting firm specializing in luxury and emotional
marketing. Her second seminar is "Connecting with the Consumer:
The New Retailing Challenge" ... Ken Banks, who has more than
30 years of retail marketing and branding experience, will lead two
sessions, "Dare To Be Different, But Check with the Customer
First" and "What Successful Stores Have in Common."
Each seminar is an hour long. ACCI members can purchase a discounted
pass for all five sessions for $95. Individual tickets are $25 for
ACCI members, $55 for non-members.
Note: Membership in ACCI is $75, which is more than made up
for by free admission to the show, discounts on seminars, etc.
3. The latest addition to ACCI's Retail Seminar series
is online. It's "Seeing Through Your Customers' Eyes," by
Debbie Allen, a well known business speaker/consultant. Visit www.accicrafts.org
and click on "Virtual Trade Show,." then "Business
Seminars."
ACCI NEWS: EXHIBITORS
1. The deadline for exhibitors to sign up to conduct a demo
in the Interactive Zone at the show has been extended to May
23rd. Sign up forms are in the Exhibitor Kit, or call 888-360-2224.
There is only one, larger, centrally-located Zone this year and it
will include the House That Crafts Built, so the traffic
should be heavy.
2. The "Virtual Trade Show" is now open at
www.accicrafts.org, and includes a "New Product Gallery"
and "Print-a-Project." These enable trade show exhibitors
to display their products and provide project sheets to retailers
year round. For samples, visit www.e-offinger.net/accivts/vtsfind.cfm
and www.accicrafts.org/vts_project.htm.
3. The third installment of the Trade Show Marketing
series, "Who Is Your Target," is online at www.accicrafts.org/steve_miller_target_3.pdf.
The series is written by internationally-recognized marketing
strategist Steve Miller.
4. For more info, visit www.accicrafts.org;
call 888-360-2224 or 740-452-4541; fax 740-452-2552; email accishow@offinger.com.
For info on the Society of Craft Designers call 740-452-4541;
email scd@offinger.com; or visit www.craftdesigners.org.
PRISCILLASCLUB.COM PREMIERS
The queen of decorative painting is at it again. Priscilla Hauser,
the founder of the Society of Decorative Painters, has opened
PriscillasClub.com,
an online e-zine/classroom for everyone from beginning painters,
crafters, and home dec enthusiasts to experienced decorative
painters.
A major element in the club is the painting lessons by Priscilla,
which are available in both streaming video and AVC (animated
vidclip) and are specifically designed for use on home computers
with dial-up modems that can't access video. AVC utilizes flash
animation technology to bring captured video clips to life.
A new project or painting-skill lesson will be added every week.
Other features include guest artists, a pictorial painting glossary,
tips, special bargains, new product info, and a link to
ArtistClub.com for consumers wishing to buy supplies, books, and
videos. Priscilla is quick to point out that the club will include
craft and home dec projects, too.
There are three 12-month membership options: a) a basic
online subscription for $59.40; b) an off-line subscription
with all video lessons on VHS and craft projects with printable
project instructions, patterns, and worksheets on CD-ROM, mailed
quarterly for $89.00; and c) a premium subscription which
combines the on- and off-line subscriptions, for $150.
MOVING YOUR BUSINESS: A WORD TO
THE WISE
(Note: A few months ago a well-established company moved to a
different state. Here's a report on the hassles involved.)
We're just now getting back into full production swing. The planned
and physical parts of the move went very well, but we've been
inundated with various system and equipment problems in getting set
up at our new location.
We've come to expect things not to work as expected -- DSL lines,
email, phone/fax systems, postal delivery, software, desktop
printers, and on and on.
And don't mention service! A number of technical service reps have
given us inaccurate information and in one case, a rep was so rude
that we requested to work with someone else. We've also discovered
that when two or more companies are involved in a system, the
"other company" is always responsible. Unfortunately, you
eventually run out of companies.
Many systems have become so complex that the true problem becomes
determining where to turn for troubleshooting assistance. Expensive
repair/service people and consultants have spent many hours and days
solving (and in several cases, not solving) well-defined problems.
When all else failed, we found our own solutions through a lot of
research and trial and error.
There have been some bright moments -- people who have made an extra
effort to assist us and service reps who are friendly and
knowledgeable. If only these bright moments weren't so overshadowed
by the frustrating ones. -- Midsize industry manufacturer
EMAIL: STEALING FROM DESIGNERS
Thanks for reporting on the issue of stealing designs from
designers, and to the anonymous person who was brave enough to step
forward and tell us about it. For the artist, this is a serious
issue and one that has been impacting our side of the industry.
This very topic and the issue of "knock-offs" or
"buy-sells" is of hot conversation lately amongst the
artists. The "supplier" and "manufacturing" side
of the business continues to eat away the business opportunities and
profits from our artists, making it harder and harder for them to
exist. The Arts and Crafts Assn. of America looks forward to
opening communications in order to make the industry better for all
involved. -- Linda Powers, President, ACAA. Visit www.artsandcraftsassoc.com.
CLN's ONLINE PRODUCT PREVIEW
To see photos and details of new products, click HERE.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. I guess we don't have to pass the hat for Wal-Mart
CEO Lee Scott. He was paid $18.29 million in 2002, Reuters reported.
That's almost 61 times as much money as George W. Bush was paid for
being President. I don't know if this is relevant or not, but many
years ago baseball slugger Babe Ruth signed a contract that would
pay more than the current President. When asked if he thought that
was fair, Ruth answered, "Well, I had a better year than he
did."
2. Here's a trend I see no sign of ending:
"virtual" classes and trade shows on the computer. Now
Priscilla Hauser is actually teaching online at PriscillasClub.com.
I predict soon LOTS of classes -- basic knitting, crochet, sewing,
flower arranging, etc. -- will be taught online.
Now ACCI has a "virtual trade show" at www.accicrafts.org.
And soon the Society of Decorative Painters will have a
virtual version of its national Convention in Indianapolis, June
9-15. After the Convention, visitors to www.decorativepainters.org
will see all the exhibits and see photographs of exhibitor booths
and products. (For a Profile of SCD, click Here.)
As computers become faster, teaching and product videos will be much
more common. That could completely change our ideas about classes,
demos -- and even trade shows.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
SEWING. Joan Campbell submitted her resignation as Exec VP of
the Home Sewing Assn., effective May 9. Until a search is
completed for a new executive director, Joyce Perhac of ProShow,
Inc., will oversee the daily administrative activities of the HSA
office.
KIDS. As of Friday, FAO Inc. was scrambling to keep
its stores open -- Zany Brainy, FAO Schwarz, and Right
Start. The company was supposed to emerge from bankruptcy on
Friday, but financing fell apart. Then in an eleventh-hour
bankruptcy court hearing, FAO said additional support from its
vendors and lenders enabled it to reach a final agreement and it
expects to emerge from Chapt. 11 early this week. Liquidation is
still a possibility. The court also approved a contingency plan that
would liquidate the company if the reorganization plan fails.
INDEPENDENTS. The newly elected Board of Directors of Sierra
Pacific Crafts: President Don Marski, Hannah's Home Accents;
VP Kim Donahue, Tall Mouse; Treasurer Dan Weaver, Ben
Franklin Crafts; Secretary Chuck Porter, Porter's; and
Past President Adrian Taylor, Ben Franklin Crafts. Other
board members include Paul Johnson, Ben Franklin Crafts;
Margie Trentlage, Crafts Galore; and Mike Williams, Craft
Warehouse. SPC members own 60 stores from Hawaii to New
Hampshire.
QUOTATION. "Based on interviews conducted early this
year by Service Industry Research Systems, [customer service] scores
at Wal-Mart's discount and supercenter outlets have dropped
more than 20% since 1999. They are now slightly below the industry
average, which itself has slipped in the same period." -- The
Apr. 28 edition of Business Week
LOOKING FOR A PARTNER. Established licensor of independently
owned craft retailers looking for joint venture partner for
expansion into new retail venture. For more info, call Mike Hartnett,
in confidence, at 309-925-5593 or email mike@clnonline.com.
KNITTING. The Knitting Guild Assn. (formerly The Knitting
Guild of America) saw a 30% increase in attendance, to 600+, at the
national convention/market in Burbank, despite the war starting and
torrential rain. The number of booths was up 30%, too. The winners
of the design competition held at the conference will be featured in
the Fall issue of Cast On magazine. The next TKGA event is
the Northeast Conference/Market, July 10-13, in Manchester, NH. For
info, call 740-452-4541; fax 740-452-2552; email tkga@tkga.com;
or visit www.tkga.com.
TV. HGTV's re-broadcast of Carol Duvall's Hobbies and
Crafts 2003 is scheduled to air on HGTV on Apr. 26 at 5:00 pm
EDT. The show was filmed on location at the Jan. HIA show.
BUDGET. Legislation has passed freezing the price of postage
stamps until at least 2006.
STOCK. Michaels has repurchased an additional one million
shares of the company's common stock since the end of fiscal 2002
under its stock repurchase plans.
CHAPT. 11 Kmart's emergence from bankruptcy, scheduled for
this month, has been postponed due to "legal wrangling,"
reported Retail Merchandiser. (Comment: What? Lawyers
arguing?!?!?)
RELIGION? If you want to read about an interesting
organization, visit www.churchofcraft.org
and read about the Church of Craft. No, we're not kidding.
The "Church" has been profiled on National Public Radio.
PEOPLE. Thomas Rogers resigned as Chair/CEO of Primedia,
publisher of Crafts, Craftrends, Creating Keepsakes,
and other industry-related magazines ... Industry veteran Pete
Rutley is Sales/Marketing VP for Tsukineko ... Harvey Kanter
is President of Aaron Bros.
KIDS. Michaels' annual Summer Arts & Crafts Camp
is July 7-11, at all Michaels stores. There are morning sessions for
5- to 8-year-olds, and afternoons for kids 9-12.
BUSINESS PROFILE: CORPORATE
FINANCE ASSOCIATES
The craft industry is currently going through consolidation. Like
other industries, this has changed the way consumers buy their
supplies, as well as how suppliers must produce and sell them to
retailers. Many years ago consumers bought their hardware,
prescriptions, and candy at local "Mom and Pop" stores.
The days of company reps visiting "Mom and Pop" stores to
count inventory to see if they need more product have been largely
replaced by EDI. In addition, the impact of large retailers and
shortened consumer cycles has pressured suppliers into providing a
broader range of products and support.
Whether the consolidation is good or not, it is happening and it
will affect everyone differently. Consumers adjust to the changes
most easily. The big retailers already have access to the capital
resources and the advisors needed to benefit from the trend.
Suppliers are now realizing that they will also need professional
assistance to survive and prosper.
Consolidation is nothing new to Corporate Finance Associates
(CFA). The company specializes in assisting the owners of private
companies on the sale, merger, valuation, and expansion of their
businesses. With 40 offices in North America (plus European
affiliates), CFA helps owners sell their businesses at the best
price and terms, as well as assists businesses in identifying
acquisition targets to assist in their growth and diversification.
CFA has acted as advisors to 3,500+ business owners over the past 47
years and has added significant value to these transactions with our
industry contacts, market knowledge, proprietary databases, and
experienced dealmakers.
CFA understands the unique needs of its clients and does not expose
them indiscriminately. CFA execs appreciate the sensitivity of each
transaction and pride themselves on their ability to protect each
client's confidentiality. Disclosures guidelines are pre-authorized
by our client and carefully tailored to address the special
requirements of the parties involved.
The partner owned organization is staffed by seasoned executives
with years of operating and dealmaking experience in a wide range of
professional disciplines in most industries. Industry specialists
work with regional transaction teams to bring the greatest benefit
to CFA's clients. This allows for an organized marketing approach
with "troops on the ground" where needed.
ROLODEX: Jeffrey Y. Zelka, Managing Director (specialist in
craft/hobby, insurance, packaging, and apparel). 52 Tall Oaks Dr.,
East Brunswick, NJ 08816. 732-613-1323; fax 732-613-4589; email jzelka@cfaw.com;
visit www.cfa-ny.com.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB OPENINGS
To see a sampling of the current job openings and to contact The
Creative Network, click on the "Jobs" button in the left
hand column.
THE CLN RETAIL INDEX
A. C. Moore (ACMR). Last*: 16.25 ... Change**: +0.75
Hancock Fabrics (HKF). Last*: 14.53 ... Change**: +0.63
Jo-Ann Stores (JAS.A) [a]. Last*: 24.29 ... Change**: +4.29
Michaels (MIK). Last*: 28.70 ... Change**: +2.40
Rag Shops (RAGS). Last*: 2.98 ... Change**: UNC
Wal-Mart (WMT). Last*: 55.41 ... Change**: +0.81
CLN Retail Index. Last*: 142.16 ... Change**: +6.7%
Dow Jones Index. Last*: 8,337.65 ... Change**: +0.7%
*April 18 ** from April 4 [a] voting share Prices are exclusive
of dividends
WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
(Note: I recently had a colonoscopy -- results were fine --
and a sympathetic subscriber emailed this note to me:)
A physician claims these are comments from his patients made while
he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man
has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally
married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand
out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't
you?"
12. "Could you tell my wife, that my head is not, in
fact, up there?"
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